You surviving the open bar?
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is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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