Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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