You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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