I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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