So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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