I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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