Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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