I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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