Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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