Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Drunk is not a location!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize