i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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