Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
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HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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