Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I wish they made helmets for livers.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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