Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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