Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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