Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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