so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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