I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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