no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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