so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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