Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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