let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
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I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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