I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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