sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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