Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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