I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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