my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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