A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
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Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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