Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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