K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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