my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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