please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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