Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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