On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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