I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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