I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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