you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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