Someone shit on the floor
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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