What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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