I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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