i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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