I'm drive I can fine osifer
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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