Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naked. naked and bneed help.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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