Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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