I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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