That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
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what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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