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We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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