I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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