do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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