he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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